How to land an investment banker boyfriend

It takes a certain kind of woman to land an investment banker as a boyfriend.  There are certain prerequisites.  One woman has listed five "simple yet indispensable guidelines" to landing the dream banker....

So, you want to be a banker girlfriend. Perhaps you've even been a banker "girlfriend" before -- that one time at Mardis Gras, or for a few hours in a dark corner of Marquee -- and now you want to lose those scare quotes?

Well, like anything else, there are rules to becoming a banker girlfriend. If you commit to these 5 simple yet indispensible guidelines, you are well on your way to having a loving, fulfilling relationship with the banker of your dreams, (and possibly a three-story in Greenwich, with unlimited access to brawny pool boys and the latest in pharmaceuticals)

Work at Sotheby's.

This is first for a reason. I simply can not stress enough the importance of working at Sotheby's. Sotheby's is what we call a "feeder workplace". Each year, a high percentage of Sotheby's women go on to date bankers from all the "bulge brackets".

If, for some reason, you can not get a job at Sotheby's, there are a few other acceptable professions, including: development at the MOMA or Natural History Museum, PR, and book publishing (anywhere but HarperCollins, for obvious reasons)

Careers to Avoid: Professional athletics, landscaping, and, of course, banking.....

Find the rest of the post here:

So You Wanna: Be An I-Banker Girlfriend? - Things That Make You Go "Hmm"

PS  Thanks to the reader who pointed us to this post!