"I'm a prisoner in my own house!": Bernie should be thankful he's out on bail instead of whining that he's a prisoner of his $7 million co-op

Poor, poor Bernie: The NY Post is reporting disturbing sounds coming out of Bernie Madoff's $7 million Park Avenue co-op where he's holed up: the sounds of whining.  It's not enough that the megathief is out on bail, much to the chagrin of those whose lives he's ruined, but Bernie is said to be lamenting his home captivity.  "I'm a prisoner in my own house!" Madoff supposedly said.  "I can't go anywhere! I'm stuck here all day!"

Cue the violins.

Madoff: I'm Weakened At Bernies - NY Post